You've been a very good friend to me these past couple days. Wally: No kidding! I got family in there! Do you want to come with me? Dave: Of course. Wally: Where are we? Dave: Probably on our way to New Jersey by now. Wally: Then how do you know what I'm saying? Dave: Because I'm reading your lips. What are you, fucking deaf? Dave: YES! I'M FUCKING DEAF! Wally: You're really deaf? Dave: I'm really deaf. Dave: You're blind? Wally: Yes, I'm blind. Dave: Why don't you look me in the eye and say that? Wally: I would if I could but I can't, I'm blind.
Wally: You're fucking-A right!ĭave: Who are you talking to? Wally: I'm talking to you, you prick. not stu-pid.ĭave: You swear an awful lot. Captain Braddock: Why is he talking like that? Wally: Because he's deaf. Dave: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman? Captain Braddock: What the hell is he talking about? Wally: He reads lips. Was there or wasn't there a woman? Dave: Are you serious? Captain Braddock: Yes, I'm goddamn serious. Wally: Yes, don't go home without it.Ĭaptain Braddock: Okay, no more bullshit. Kesselring, we thought you wouldn't make it, did you have trouble with your visa? Dave: Yes, and then suddenly they excepted American Express. Wally: I think I was married to that woman once. You're obviously a poet, a man after my own heart.ĭave: And then one day, my wife turned into this remarkable creature that could sit on the end of a broomstick and take off. Wally: So, you're the fat fuck who's running this show! Sutherland: Beautifully put, Mr. Karue? Wally: I suppose a fuck is out of the question. Captain Braddock: What's the story here, Gatlin? I got the commissioner crawling up my ass!ĭialogue Dave: Tell me the first thing that pops in your head.We're in a warehouse, and you just hit a cow.Today, I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection.I hear prison isn't so bad if you like it up your butt.
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